So, tonight at church Charlie and I were talking and he noticed one of those creatures that my lovely wife despises, and cannot even bear hearing the name of, just standing up in the corner of the fellowship hall. Diana would not let me post the actual picture on this blog, but I did convince her to let me link to it. :-) If you think you can handle seeing the picture, please put down your food and click this link.
That guy’s in the wrong church. Baptists don’t dance, especially in the fellowship hall! Does he know how much trouble he’s in. (Dave’s post)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT! GET IT! SOME ONE STEP ON IT! GET A SHOE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Em’s post)
PS. You did say that was in the fellowship hall, right? Do you guys eat in there?!? :)
I just hope there aren’t any roosters in the house. But if there are, I am sure that Andrew will come and rescue his big sis.
Here’s the deal guys: I’m pretty sure this little fella was already dead. He just stood there like that the whole night. Jake and Charlie saw him before the kids got there, and they were really quite intrigued by him. Charlie said he was just sort of waiting for the guy to start talking and introduce himself…in a British accent (I added the British part). I avoided having to actually see the creature until later when some of the kids were like, “ooooo, is that a spider or a *bleep*?!” (as Jake mentioned, I don’t even like the word…my college roommate started calling them “roosters” for my sake…I love you, Marianne). Then there was a little chaos as we corralled them again, and tried to convince them that learning about the bible was way cooler than a dead bug that stands up on its hind legs. Good luck with that one. Somewhere in the midst of all that, I caught a glimpse. Enough to know that I didn’t want to look in that direction again. I haven’t looked at Jake’s picture, either, and I don’t intend to. But you can if you want.
shock and horror!!!!!!!